So you want to know about me do you? Keep reading I might tell you. Then again I tend to be a private person. But of course since I consider everyone a friend until I see otherwise it probably shouldn\'t matter. Yeah so I suppose that means I will tell you about myself now. Though I am unsure exactly what to say. I could talk about my cat but he is dead so that wouldn\'t go far. Or perhaps my dog but that would mean I have to go get one first. My fish? Went to White Tidy Heavan o.O Are you still reading? Damn you must be fucking bored o.o I mean what would interest a stranger enough to keep going and going and going and going? That is a theory I would like to find out. Care to test it with me? Or perhaps waste another minute of your life. o.O
I am morbid and demented. Don\'t hesitate to message me for a one on one. Perhaps I could waste two minutes of your life instead. -smiles sweetly- You won\'t do that you say? Are you quite sure because if you have gotten this far then I can assure I have, indeed, wasted your time. And enjoyed every second of it. Only an idiot would have gotten this far. What the hell you still reading for? Why the hell am I still typing? My cue to leave. It was nice of you to visit my little page. Bye poppets. -waves-
